This Old House 
There are fifty liquor boxes in my hall 
And a hundred empty nails on my wall 
There's a sign out in my yard that reads "For Sale" 
And if this old house could cry the tears would fall
There are bargain hungry vultures everywhere 
Buying broken toys, old clothes, and Tupperware 
The phone's been taken out, they've stopped the mail 
And if this old house could talk I'd say a prayer 
I've been strong and I've been sturdy
And I've weathered every storm
I've always kept your family safe and warm 
Now you're packing up the laughter
And you're sweeping out the tears
If this old house were built on memories
I would stand a thousand years 
This old house, this old house 
If this old house were built on memories
I would stand a thousand years 
Take another look before you lock my door 
Where your shoes have worn the finish from my floor 
Listen to my banging pipes and my creaking stair 
Let your boy slide down my banister once more 
I'll remember where you hid the extra key 
Where the hammer and the band aids used to be 
I will smell your morning coffee in the air 
And I'll see you hanging tinsel on the tree 
I've been strong and I've been sturdy
And I've weathered every storm
I've always kept your family safe and warm 
Now you're packing up the laughter
And you're sweeping out the tears
If this old house were built on memories
I would stand a thousand years 
This old house, this old house 
If this old house were built on memories
I would stand a thousand years
Written by Craig Bickhardt and Thom Schuyler
©1986 Colgems-EMI Music Inc. (ASCAP)/ 
Bethlehem Music / Screen Gems-EMI Music Inc. (BMI) Lawyer’s Daughter
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